I'd Never Buy My Girl

I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman], Cause He Makes Me Look Like A Saint.

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.