I'd Rather Be Hit By

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.