I'd Say 95 Percent Of

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.

I Was Born Jewish, But I Am An Atheist. I Dont Believe In God.

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.

I Think I'd Be A Really Good Dad. So Perhaps I'm Doing Society A Disservice By Not Having As Many Kids As Possible.

I'm Concerned About Organized Religion Getting Away With What It Gets Away With.