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So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

I Grew Up In A Pretty Gay World - My Brother's Gay And He's Been Married To A Man For 20 Years, Which Is Like 60 In Straight-people Years.

People Have Been Telling Me I'm A Failure And That I'm Doing It All Wrong For 20 Years Now. Never Trust Anybody When They Tell You How Your Story Goes. You Know Your Story. You Write Your Own Story.

Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets Out Alive Anyways.

I Feel Like If You're In Jersey, You Have To Be A Jersey Devils Fan. Anybody Born Within The Confines Of The Border Of The State Of New Jersey, I Feel, Should Be A Jersey Devils Fan.