If A Man's A Good

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.

Omg! Is This True? [marcus Bachmann] Has A Christian Clinic Where He De-programs Gay Boys & Girls! I'm Gonna Strangle Him With My Boa!

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

If It Doesn't Matter In Five Years, It Doesn't Matter.

For Someone Who Likes Tattoos, The Most Precious Thing Is Bare Skin.