If A Pig Loses Its

We've Cleaned Up The Air, But Polluted The Soul.

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated, But Not Be Able To Say It.

Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Train Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

An Outsider Longing To Be On The Inside Is The Same As The Soloist Longing To Work In An Ensemble. I Get Great Satisfaction In Being A Part Of The Proper - For Me - Community. I'm Uncomfortable With Various Social Groupings And Clusterings. But When I'm In The Right Group, Doing The Right Thing, I Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of That As Anyone Who Does It All The Time.

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.