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I Don't Look For Much To Come Out Of Government Ownership As Long As We Have Democrats And Republicans.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.