If Some People Didn't Tell

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "