If Bush Wins, I'm Going

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Election - I Got To The Senate First.

He's The President Of The United States. He's Got To Work 14 To 16 Hours A Day, Run Foreign And Domestic Policy. If He's Got Time For Mistresses After All That, What The Hell Difference Does It Make?

I Do Not Wear My Emotions On My Sleeve. I Was Once Described By My Own Son Stephen As An Emotional Ostrich.

America Held Hostage Won 24 Emmys For Abc News, But Someone Forgot To Include My Name On The List Of People Responsible For The Show.

On Several Occasions President Kennedy Encouraged Me To Take A Lover, An Obvious Sign He Also Had Some Himself.