If Clinton Had Only Attacked

The Government Could Take Away All The Drugs In The World And People Would Spin Around On Their Lawns Until They Fell Down And Saw God.

How Many Of Those Dead Animals You See On The Highway Are Suicides?

There's A Lot Of Differing Data [about Global Warming], But As Far As I Can Gather, Over The Last Hundred Years The Temperature On This Planet Has Gone Up 1.8 Degrees. Am I The Only One Who Finds That Amazingly Stable? I Could Go Back To My Hotel Room Tonight And Futz With The Thermostat For Three To Four Hours. I Could Not Detect That Difference.

Let Me Use Their Own Terminology Against Them. They Aborted A Child In The 200th Trimester.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.