If I Can Make People

To Be Famous Is To Be Stuck In An Inflexible Place. But At Least It Is To Be Stuck With Money.

I Hadn't Had A Perfect Moment Yet. And It's Very Important For Me To Have Perfect Moments In Exotic Countries Like That... It Kind Of Lets You Know When It's Time To Go Home.

I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis - There's An Old Saying That The Spirit Cannot Move Faster Than A Camel.

When I Was In Therapy About Two Years Ago, One Day I Noticed That I Hadn't Had Any Children. And I Like Children At A Distance. I Wondered If I'd Like Them Up Close. I Wondered Why I Didn't Have Any. I Wondered If It Was A Mistake, Or If I'd Done It On Purpose, Or What. And I Noticed My Therapist Didn't Have Any Children Either. He Had Pictures Of His Cats On The Wall. Framed.

He Won't Fly On The Balinese Airline, Garuda, Because He Won't Fly On Any Airline Where The Pilots Believe In Reincarnation.