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My Husband Calls Me 'catfish.' He Says I'm All Mouth And No Brains.

Anyone Who Knows Or Cares Anything About Real Country Music Will Agree That George Jones Is The Voice Of It.

I Like To Buy Clothes That Are Two Sizes Too Small And Then Take Them In A Little.

Every Seven Years, I Sit Down And Make A Whole New Plan.

I've Copyrighted 3,000 Songs.