If I Have No Children

When You're Single And In Your 20s, You Throw On A Pair Of Jeans And Look Fabulous.

Prince Used To Call Me Up 3am In The Morning And Invite Me To Hear Some Of His New Songs.

If I Was Still At School, I'd Be Looking At Britney Spears And Dying To Be Her.

I'm A Terrible Dancer. The Worst.

If I Have No Children What Would Be The Point Of Living.