If I Managed The Cubs,

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

For Being Book Smart, I Thought He (a. Barlett Giamatti) Had A Lot Of Street Smarts, Which Is Tough To Find Sometimes.

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).