If I Paid Ten Dollars

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

Young. Old. Just Words.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.