If I Prayed As Much

God Didn't Bless Me With Success So I Could Eat Caviar Every Day.

If I Prayed As Much As I Pluck, I'd Be The Dalai Lama.

I Believe It Was Today Show Fourth-hour Host Kathie Lee Gifford Who Said, 'if Drag Queens Love You, You'll Have The Longest Career In The World. They Know Phony And They Know Real.'

Mom Thinks I Live In This Dream World Where Everybody's Ivana Trump.

I Did Feel From Day One That I Was A Born Performer.