If I Spray It On

I Was Nervous. I Mean, I'd Met The Beatles, And Elvis, And Everybody, But This Was Salvador Dalí . This Was Like My History.

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

Please Clean Your Plate Dear, The Lord Above Can See Ya. Don't You Know People Are Starving In Korea.

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

Two Of The Guys That Were Honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison And Jimi Hendrix - Had Already Died At 27. And They Were Certainly Archangels In Our Group.