If I Want To Be

It Was A Big Relief Off My Shoulder.

I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In Every Subject.

A Boy Is Better Unborn Than Untaught.

Then All The Foreigners Started Coming Over. I Don't Mind That But A Lot Of Teams Are Laying Out Fortunes For Ordinary Players And That's No Good For Our Youngsters Coming Through.

I Don't Know Whether I Will Drink Again In My Life But I Didn't Drink Yesterday, I Am Not Drinking Today And I'll Try Not To Drink Again Tomorrow.