If I Wasn't A Golfer,

Even Back Then, I Exuded Self-confidence, And That Drives Women Crazy.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.