If I Were Achilles I

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

Well, Comedy Is A Great Weapon Of Attack. It's Not A Great Weapon Of Support.

There Was No Religion In My Life Growing Up. Did God Invent Us Or Did We Invent God?

Because We All Know One Of The Main Factors Of War Is The Element Of Surprise. And What Could Be More Surprising Than The First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only Less Notes And More Words.