If I Weren't A Christian

Sensitive Husbands Don't Like Second Billing.

You Have To Be Self-reliant And Strong To Survive In This Town. Otherwise You Will Be Destroyed.

The Democratic Party Is One That I've Always Observed. I Have Struggled Greatly In Life From The Day I Was Born And I Am Honored To Be Apart Of Something That Focuses On Working Class Citizens And Molds Them Into A Proud Specimen. Mr. Roosevelt And Mr. Kennedy Have Done So Much In That Regard For The Two Generations They've Won Over During Their Career Course.

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

Send Me Flowers While I'm Alive. They Won't Do Me A Damn Bit Of Good After I'm Dead.