If I'm Drinking I Can

I'm A Big Boy, But I Can Get Jiggy With It. Ladies, I Will Go To Dance Clubs, And I Will Tear It Up Hardcore For A Good 30 Seconds.

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And This Is What I'm Doing. If I Can Keep This Going, I'm Happy.

As Far As "uncut" I Think We All Know That You Guys Cut Up The Special. Originally It Was Going To Be 2 Hours Plus And It Got Chopped Down So I Said "we Can't Use Those Words Because It's Not Going To Represent Me Right".

I See A Latino Comic As Someone Who Can Only Perform For Latino Audiences. I Cross The Board.

I Have Very Nice Cars. I Never Get To Drive Them, Because I'm Never Home.