If Lawyers Are Disbarred And

Everyone Should Try To Scratch Their Name On The Bomb Of Life.

When I First Heard The Song Don't Worry - Be Happy I Realized It Was Exactly The Kind Of Mindless Philosophy That Americans Would Respond To. It Would Make A Great National Anthem Along With Me First.

If You Nail A Tool Shed Closed, How Do You Put The Hammer Away?

The Word Bipartisan Usually Means Some Larger-than-usual Deception Is Being Carried Out.

Religion Is Like Drugs, It Destroys The Thinking Mind.