If You Nail A Tool

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage And Feeling Envy.

Do You Know The Nicest Thing About Looking At Pictures Of A 1950's Baseball Park? The Only People Wearing Baseball Caps Are The Players.

Baseball Is A Nineteenth-century Pastoral Game. Football Is A Twentieth-century Technological Struggle.

Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For A Living.