If Sex Is A Pain

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.