If The Cops Didn't See

People Get All Upset About Torture, But When You Get Right Down To It, It's Really A Pretty Good Way Of Finding Out Something A Person Doesn't Want You To Know.

Sometimes Guys'll Say To You, 'have A Good One'. I Say, 'i Already Have A Good One. Now I'm Looking For A Longer One'.

Religion Is Like Drugs, It Destroys The Thinking Mind.

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread?

As A Matter Of Principle, I Never Attend The First Annual Anything.