If There's Anything Mean In

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.