If You Are As Happy,

If You Are As Happy, My Dear Sir, On Entering This House As I Am In Leaving It And Returning Home, You Are The Happiest Man In This Country.

I Am The Last President Of The United States!

All The Friends That I Loved And Wanted To Reward Are Dead, And All The Enemies That I Hated And I Had Marked Out For Punishment Are Turned To My Friends.

The Distribution Of Patronage Of The Government Is By Far The Most Disagreeable Duty Of The President.

Liberty Must Be Allowed To Work Out Its Natural Results; And These Will, Ere Long, Astonish The World.