If You Can Get Someone

They're Combining That New Fertility Drug With A Birth Control Pill For People Who Don't Want Triplets.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.