The Playboy Calendar This Year

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.