If You Can Stay In

The Main Symptom Of Falling In Love Is That You Lose Your Intellectual Prowess.

You're Only As Good As Your Last Haircut.

Polite Conversation Is Rarely Either.

I Have Friends, Some Of Whom Are Spectacularly Good Writers, Who Really Want Someone To Edit Them. I Don't Register That Impulse. It's Like The Impulse For Wanting A Dog.

If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater Suggest That He Wear A Tail.