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One Of These Days They Are Going To Remove So Much Of The 'hooey' And The Thousands Of Things The Schools Have Become Clogged Up With, And We Will Find That We Can Educate Our Broods For About One-tenth Of The Price And Learn 'em Something That They Might Accidentally Use After They Escape.

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Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.

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