If You Laugh At It,

Anger Is A Symptom, A Way Of Cloaking And Expressing Feelings Too Awful To Experience Directly - Hurt, Bitterness, Grief And, Most Of All, Fear.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A Little Lesbian -- And I Stand By It: He's The Daughter Cher Wishes She'd Had.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.