If Your Boss Gets Drunk

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

In Yesterday's Post, I Asked How Many Of You Guys Would Have Sex With A Robot If It Was Indistinguishable From A Hot Human Woman. About 95% Of The Hetero Guys Said They Would. The Other 5% Expressed A Strong Preference For Lying.

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.