If You're Going To America,

People Elect The President For Reasons That Have Nothing To Do With His Ability To Be President.

Calling A Taxi In Texas Is Like Calling A Rabbi In Iraq.

I Believe In Talent. I Know You're Not Supposed To Believe In That Anymore Because You're Supposed To Believe If You Just Work Hard You Can Do Anything. That's How You Succeed, Maybe. But Talent Is Something You're Born With. You Cannot Acquire It By Working Hard, And You Cannot Lose It By Lying Around Either.

No One Earns $100 Million. You Steal $100 Million.

I Have Friends, Some Of Whom Are Spectacularly Good Writers, Who Really Want Someone To Edit Them. I Don't Register That Impulse. It's Like The Impulse For Wanting A Dog.