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I Think It's Perfectly Acceptable And Rather Admirable To Be Moderately Delusional

I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's Arguably The Ugliest Haircut On The Planet.

At My Sexiest, I Look Like An Androgenous Muppet.

I Get Really Sad When People Say, 'i'm No Good. I Haven't Been Cast In A Pilot.' It Doesn't Mean You're Not Good; It Just Means Someone Hasn't Seen You Yet. It Doesn't Mean That In Real Life You're Not The Greatest Actor.

I Would Love To Be On 'curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd Love To Be On That. A Lot Of My Favorite Shows Get Canceled Really Early On. I Liked 'twin Peaks.' If I Had A Time Machine I'd Be In That.