If You're Thinking Of Becoming

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.

The Good That Men Do Lives After Them.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.

Life Is Getting Through The Moment. The Philosopher William James Says To Cultivate The Cheerful Attitude. Now Nobody Had More Trouble Than He Did -- Except Me. I Had More Trouble In My Life Than Anybody. But Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.