Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff;

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

People Travel To Learn; Most Of Them Before They Start Should Learn To Travel.

We Have Some Writers So Abstruse And Deep That They Drown Themselves In Their Fathomless Sentences.

Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy Wrong, Nobody Will Forget It; And If You Prophesy Right, Nobody Will Remember It.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.