I'll Teach You To Kick

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Only If The Computers Really Love Each Other.