I'm A Doofus From The

If You're A Guy, You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On At Any Time In The Relationship, Ever. Here's What You Know: You Know When You're Getting Laid, And You Know When It's All Over. Those Are The Only Two Things You're Aware Of.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I Think Comedy Has Evolved Like Every Art Form, And People Probably Do Less Standing Around And Telling Jokes, And More Things That Have To Do With Reality.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

I Don't Know Anything About Computers.