I'm A Female In Comedy,

I Was A Soccer Cheerleader. It Doesn't Get Nerdier Than That. I Was Fired From The Soccer Cheerleading Squad After One Year, Which I Believe To This Day Is Unprecedented. You Have To Understand, No One Went To The Soccer Games. In Fact, I Believe Part Of My Duties As A Cheerleader Was To Bake Brownies For The Team.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

That's What I Loved About Temptation Island. I Don't Even Know Why They Did It.

I Am What You Call A Non-believer. I Don't Even Want To Say I'm An Atheist Because Frankly I Don't Want To Join Their Club Either. But The Point Is, I Am A Fallen Catholic, I'm Not Religious, And That's All Well And Good.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.