I'm A Horse Of A

Italy's Youngsters Complain, Apparently, About Having To Live At Home Until They Are 72 But That's Because They Spend All Their Money On Suits And Coffee And Alfa Romeos Rather Than Mortgages.

The Air Conditioning In Lamborghinis Used To Be An Asthmatic Sitting In The Dashboard Blowing At You Through A Straw.

I'm A Horse Of A Man!

This Is The Renault Espace, Probably The Best Of The People Carriers. Not That That's Much To Shout About. That's Like Saying “ooh Good I've Got Syphilis, The Best Of The Sexually Transmitted Diseases.”

Ecologically Speaking, A Spilt Tanker Load Is Like Sticking A Safety Pin Into An Elephant's Foot. The Planet Barely Notices. After The Exxon Valdez Accident In Alaska The Oil Company Spent Billions Tidying Up The Coastline, But It Was A Waste Of Money Because The Waves Were Cleaning Up Faster Than Exxon Could. Environmentalists Can Never Accept The Planet's Ability To Self-heal.