I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma.

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.