I'm Always Ready For Tv.

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.

Now People Are Coming Up To Meet Me At My Shows And They're Doing My Bits! One Guy Earlier Was At 7-11 And He Comes Up To Me And Goes "you Want A Falcon?".

I Found That Laughter Was A Form Of Acceptance, And I Really Enjoyed That And I Just - I Crave It.

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.