I'm An Armchair Kind Of

I Like Doing Things I Haven't Learnt About Yet. I've Always Been Interested In Art, And I Love Doing Art.

Obviously I Am Not Bothered About Men's Fashion - Is Anyone, Apart From Jonathan Ross?

I Read 'crime And Punishment' Years Ago And Don't Recall The Details Of It, But I Do Retain A Strong Sense Of The Creeping Paranoia And Panic.

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

The Best Way To Prepare For A Night Out With A Shakespearean Tragedy Is To Do A Bit Of Reading Up In The Afternoon, Eat A Light Supper - Perhaps Welsh Rarebit - And Then Arrive Early To Do Some Stretching Exercises In The Foyer Before Curtain-up.