I'm At The Age Now

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.