I'm Busy And That's The

Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your Dustbins, You Do Try And Keep Them At Arms' Length.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

Prison Widens Your Circle Of Friends. In My Stand-up, I Can Now Talk About Things That No One Else Has The Right To Touch.

My Life Has Been, I Suppose, The Most Incredible Series Of Highs And Lows.

For Me, Everything Has Always Been An Accident.