I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!

A Great Writer Named Neal Stephenson Said That America Does Four Things Better Than Any Other Country In The World: Rock Music, Movies, Software And High-speed Pizza Delivery. All Of These Are Sacred American Art Forms. Let's Return To Our Purity And Our Idealism While We Have This Shot.

I Think Andy Kaufman Is To Comedy What The Velvet Underground Was To Music - It's Like, 80 Thousand Records Sold, But Everybody Who Bought One Started A Band.

Warren Beatty Took An Interest In My Career At One Point.

Making Good Records Tastes Good In Your Mouh. And When That Record Sells, It Tastes Even Better.