I'm Getting So Old My

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.