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Artists Who Don't Paint Aren't Artists.

My Favourite Things Are Jokes, Friendliness And Feeling Comfortable.

I Like Feeling At Home And Knowing People. I Like Talking About Ideas And Being Friendly.

I Think That The Mythology Of Van Gogh's Life, And The Beauty Of His Paintings, Is Unstoppable.

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.